Auden and Evan in the USA

My Chinese colleagues Evan and Auden are visiting our company locations in the USA.
It is interesting watching Auden and Evan respond to the cultural differences. These two guys are not as flexible as I thought. I actually had to go out and buy a hot water heater so that Evan could boil water in his hotel room for tea and soup. Auden did not bring warm clothes so he is wearing my thick Parker jacket. They complain that Mei guo is boring. Bu shufu. They both are consumed by large American breasts and teenage girls. We must eat chinese food every day. Otherwise they are having an interesting time and they are busy. They are getting a taste of what I put up with during trips to china: travel and work all day; answering e-mails and phone calls late into the night.